Some Days You’re the Windshield; Some Days You’re the Bug

April 6, 2015

As life unfolds, we have to take the good with the bad, wrestling the ebb and flow of challenges, both positive and negative. There is always a mix of good news and not-so-good news—hopefully more of the former.

The good news here is the weather is beautiful; not too hot, the cacti and palo verde are blooming and there are sweet pockets of air on the breeze (in between the wafts of horses) as we stroll through the ‘hood each day, Mica and I. Our variegated oleander are loaded with ten times the number of rosey buds they’ve ever had before.

Chemtrails left us alone for all but five days in March, but in the past three days they more than made up for it and suddenly uncharacteristic sneezing and stuffy noses are the order of the day. Note to self: change the air filter.

On Saturday at 7:30 a.m., I got an eyeful of a sky I’ve never seen here. At one point I saw four planes at once leaving their skidmarks on our normally crystal blue canopy as the sun rose over the mountain. Of course, later on the entire sky was solid white.

Our seriously bad news is that the black cloud has returned (or perhaps never left). Not only do we have to tear down a 100′ block wall in May and move it over a foot or so and pay our un-neighbourly neighbour’s legal fees, have the pool cleaned and refill it, and repair a washed out driveway…

…there is another leak in the irrigation system in the back yard I have to find and repair, but that’s small stuff.

The septic filter got blocked up again and required a service call on Friday. Apparently we’re full of it over here and the pooper scooper left a nice little cow-pie in the yard to prove it.

At 2 a.m. last night I heard some odd noises and found our toilet going, “bloop-bloop”. I gingerly raised the lid, half expecting a geyser of “something” to come shooting out. Nothing.

The powder room, same thing, but I heard the water softener was regenerating so realized what was causing the bubbles. Funny though, I never heard that before. Fingers crossed.

The generous rains brought a bumper crop of weeds in Arizona which, as they turn from green to brown, have become an extreme fire hazard. There are warnings on the weather stations that the warm, gusty winds could take a spark or small flame and create a wildfire in mere minutes.

Our entire front “yard” is a tangle of weeds, some half my height, and must be wrangled from a large swath near the house. I tamed the little blighters in the back yard, but now the front looms large and forbidding with all manner of little hooked and pointy appendages just waiting to poke and grab anyone who is unfortunate enough to venture there.

Since the breadwinner in the family is busy winning bread, the task falls on yours truly. Oh, joy.

That’s nothing, though, compared to the latest onslaught from hubby’s storm cloud.

Whilst in Dallas this past weekend at the art festival, someone decided they were entitled to relieve him of his iPod, charger and GPS, and they smashed the passenger window of the ol’ Sprinter van to get them.

The good news was, they didn’t gain access to the cargo area where there was some expensive camera equipment, and he had his iPad with him.

The bad news was, being a Mercedes vehicle AND Easter weekend and having to work at the show, he couldn’t get the window repaired. It poured rain on Saturday night and plastic and cardboard had to do.

To add insult to injury, there is no glass coverage on the van, and a high deductible on the homeowner’s insurance, so replacement is all out of pocket.

Two hours later: Okay, now I’m doing laundry and the kitchen sink and guest toilet are blooping. Something isn’t right.  Ewe! We have a problem, Houston. Lord, have mercy. How am I going to tell my husband when he gets home tonight?

My poor hubby was definitely the bug this weekend, because the show sucked. In fact, the last two consecutive festivals in Houston and Dallas were abysmal.

This is probably the worst time in recent history to be an artisan/photographer in America but some souls choose the most challenging routes, don’t they? They are tough sons of bitches.

I now have to take anything I can get in the way of employment, before my other half goes off the deep end because from his perspective he takes two steps forward and a dozen back—with no end in sight. He feels like he’s hemorrhaging money, poor guy. (I draw the line at McDonalds and Wal-Mart.)

I was going to say, “at least we have our health”, but I think I’ll leave it at that and continue to envision a life of ease and abundance for all… NOW.

To think that these trials are nothing in comparison to the torture and slaughter others on this planet endure each day really puts it into perspective though, doesn’t it? As Mum says, “This too shall pass.”

Cheers, and may the sun soon chase the storm clouds from YOUR  life.  ~ BP